Fiesta Salsa
Fiesta Salsa is most commonly found after a feast of mexican food. The Fiesta Salsa fart has been used in place of dessert wines in Mexico for several millennia.
Methane Masterpiece
Methane masterpiece is most closely associated with your standard "gas" smelling fart. Methane masterpiece is akin to a fine wine found in Napa Valley featuring harmonious blends of rotten egg, acidity, and sweetness. This fart is best paired with musty socks.
Garbage
The Garbage fart smells like rotten garbage. The garbage fart has very little redeeming value as it tends to linger and be found in great frequency.
Fancy Feast
McDonalds
The McDonalds fart will surface after a McDonalds meal and smell exactly like a McDonalds meal. The McDonalds fart is possibly the most commonly recognized due to its easy reproduction for any who endeavors to try.
Sulfuric Symphony
Sulfuric Symphony smells like a common "sulfur" odor. Sulfuric Symphony may remind one of a night out at a classical concert as it contains blend of many different common odors, combined to create a gastrointestinal song that can be enjoyed by all.
Majestic Morning Mist
Majestic Morning Mist is most often found in the early mornings before a day of skiing. These farts smell bad and have a very high mineral content. They have been known to boost second hand smellers immuno deficiency to a variety of diseases as well as producing general disgust and pity for the perpetrator.
