Toilet
A male Thormon often contemplates why a Thormon of the female variety doesn't put the seat up.
Beverages
Thormons pledge to always use an ice and water mix in all coolers when keeping beer, soda, water, or sports drinks cold.
TV
Thormons must own a TV and whenever possible have move than 100 channels, including premium channels and sports packages. NOT owning a TV and using this fact as a reason for "superiority" to TV owners/watchers, is cause for dishonorable dismissal from Thormonism.
Minivans
Thormons pledge to never own or drive a minivan. Getting a ride from another minivan owner is only acceptable under the most dire situations. A Thormon seen driving a minivan with a "This car climbed Mt. Washington" is grounds for immediate excommunication.
Half Full
The glass in not half empty, nor half full. A true Thormon will drink the full glass, as he/she is a consumer.
Smearing
Thormons pledge to never rub a good day of skiing in another Thormon's face if they couldn't make it up to the mountain. Statements such as "it was pretty good" or "What time do you want to meet up there tomorrow" will suffice."
