The Book of Thormon

26Jan/10Off

Colorado

Why do people pronounce Colorado like Colla-RAD-O?  I have heard that people from Colorado insist this is the pronunciation.  Well i'll be damned if i'm going to take pronunciation tips from a non-scholar, non-new englander!  This is the Hub of the universe and we will make all decisions on matters of pronunciation (and don't get cute referencing the mass accent, that is a hideous beast to be addressed in a seperate post) and distribute the rules to the rest of you idiots living on the fringes of god's country.  Thormons will pronounce Colorado like Colla-ROD-O.

29Dec/09Off

G’s

G's will be pronounced as soft J's - This jjentleman would like a hot dojj

29Dec/09Off

Parmesan croutons

Will be pronounced

PAR MEE SHIN CROW TUNS

29Dec/09Off

Filet Mignon

Will be pronounced

FILL IT MIG NON

29Dec/09Off

Lettuce

Will be pronounced

LE TOO CHAY

29Dec/09Off

J’s

J's will be pronounced silently as Y's - Yason Varitek's Yonsen is the size and weight of a nitrous tank.

29Dec/09Off

Slice (i.e slice of pizza)

Will be pronounced

SLICKEE