The Book of Thormon

Everything does not happen for a reason

I hate when people say "everything happens for a reason".  It does not, there is no fucking way it does.  I recently watched a program on the creation of the universe and outer space and nowhere in that fucking documentary did some nerd come on the screen and talk about the fifth rule of the universe is that simple minded idiots get a cop out for anything they do that sucks or fucks up their life.  If you get fired from your job for sexually harrassing the fat chick in HR at the company christmas party, you got fired for that!  THAT IS THE REASON!  Everything does not happen for a reason, or if it does the reason is a complex series of chemical and biological reactions combined with human choice.