The Book of Thormon

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Incredulous

–adjective
1. not credulous; disinclined or indisposed to believe; skeptical.
2. indicating or showing unbelief: an incredulous smile.

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Exacerbate

-verb (used with object), -batâ‹…ed, -batâ‹…ing.
1. to increase the severity, bitterness, or violence of (disease, ill feeling, etc.); aggravate.
2. to embitter the feelings of (a person); irritate; exasperate.

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Uproarious

–adjective
1. characterized by or in a state of uproar; tumultuous.
2. making an uproar; confused and noisy, as an assembly, person, etc.
3. very funny, as a person or situation.
4. very loud, as sounds or utterances.
5. expressed by or producing uproar.

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Nefarious

–adjective
extremely wicked or villainous; iniquitous: a nefarious plot.

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Gesticulate

verb,
1. to make or use gestures, esp. in an animated or excited manner with or instead of speech.
2. to express by gesturing.

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Flummoxed

tr.v. Â
To confuse; perplex.

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Egregious

–adjective
1. extraordinary in some bad way; glaring; flagrant: an egregious mistake; an egregious liar.Â
2. Archaic. distinguished or eminent.

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Fiesta Salsa

Fiesta Salsa is most commonly found after a feast of mexican food.  The Fiesta Salsa fart has been used in place of dessert wines in Mexico for several millennia.

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Methane Masterpiece

Methane masterpiece is most closely associated with your standard "gas" smelling fart.  Methane masterpiece is akin to a fine wine found in Napa Valley featuring harmonious blends of rotten egg, acidity, and sweetness.  This fart is best paired with musty socks.

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Garbage

The Garbage fart smells like rotten garbage.  The garbage fart has very little redeeming value as it tends to linger and be found in great frequency.