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		<title>It doesn&#8217;t get better than this</title>
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		<title>The One True Prophet&#8217;s Super Bowl Attire</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On sale now for the economic price of $995.59

As a footnote, i'm sure you're all aware that Peyton Manning is the lovechild of
Tweety Bird
 
and The Toxic Avenger.

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		<title>Colorado</title>
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Why do people pronounce Colorado like Colla-RAD-O?  I have heard that people from Colorado insist this is the pronunciation.  Well i'll be damned if i'm going to take pronunciation tips from a non-scholar, non-new englander!  This is the Hub of the universe and we will make all decisions on matters of pronunciation (and don't get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Excellent commercial</title>
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		<title>You heard it here first</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At the beginning of the year I went around to everyone who would listen, family, friends, strangers, mortal enemies, etc...... and explained to them that the Vikings season would end with a Brett Favre interception.  I want to be out early with next year's prediction so here it is.  The vikings 2010 season will end [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One of the top commercials of all time</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Check it

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		<title>It&#8217;s more like Ray Boo-is</title>
		<description><![CDATA[That fucking sucked.  I hate the Ravens.  I don't even know where to go with this team.  To make myself feel better, i'm going to talk about football players I don't like.
Ben Roethlisberger

How the fuck do you spell his last name?  As i've mentioned before, he looks like 20 pounds of bologna in a 10 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mayonnaise Effect</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The One True Prophet's feelings on mayonnaise are well documented.  Beyond it's garden variety disgusting-ness, it encourages it's supporters to find new and interesting ways to combine it with other foods, as the star ingredient nonetheless!  Shame on you Mayonnaise lover, this is surely your handi-work!  Shot by the OTP himself at a local supermarket.

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		<title>Recommended Thormon phrases</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the on-going quest to arm Thormons with the whittiest and funniest phrases, I submit these for your holiday consumption.
When an athlete is getting old
"He's getting a little long in the tooth"

To describe your distaste for New Years Eve
1. "First Night......it's more like Last Night"
2. "New Years.....it's more like Boo Years"
When you are disrespected by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The hot stove is a fickle, moody bitch</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I'm relatively pleased with the Red Sox offseason moves.  I have stated to several disciples that Theo Epstein is actually my Avatar.  Meaning the One True Prophet is controlling the general manager of the greatest sports franchise in the world.  I don't plan on falling in love with a jewish princess and [...]]]></description>
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