30Dec/09Off
The hot stove is a fickle, moody bitch
I'm relatively pleased with the Red Sox offseason moves. I have stated to several disciples that Theo Epstein is actually my Avatar. Meaning the One True Prophet is controlling the general manager of the greatest sports franchise in the world. I don't plan on falling in love with a jewish princess and rebelling against Thormons so just settle down. The Lackey signing is obviously a good move. John Lackey is one of the ugliest humans on the planet, this is a fact. But adding a #2 starter for just money, who could argue with this. Apparantly his wife told him to sign in Boston, this is what she looks like.
She's holding a cup of fucking Dunkin too! Does it get any better than that!
