The Book of Thormon

30Dec/09Off

The hot stove is a fickle, moody bitch

I'm relatively pleased with the Red Sox offseason moves. I have stated to several disciples that Theo Epstein is actually my Avatar. Meaning the One True Prophet is controlling the general manager of the greatest sports franchise in the world. I don't plan on falling in love with a jewish princess and rebelling against Thormons so just settle down. The Lackey signing is obviously a good move. John Lackey is one of the ugliest humans on the planet, this is a fact. But adding a #2 starter for just money, who could argue with this. Apparantly his wife told him to sign in Boston, this is what she looks like.

She's holding a cup of fucking Dunkin too! Does it get any better than that!

About The One True Prophet

The One True Prophet is the founder and, consequently, one true prophet of Thormonism. He enjoys nachos, sports, and drakes coffee cakes.
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